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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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