Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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YOLO

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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