Face Hunter is scum

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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