Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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