- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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