Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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