Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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