- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

dick dick dick... frogs

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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