What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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