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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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