- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

i just pooped that is all!

I can count to potato.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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