- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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