- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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