Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why did? Yes

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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