- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

I can count to potato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

its all aodhan

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

i like it in the mouth

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