Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

i like it in the mouth

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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