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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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this is not a drill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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