Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

your mum

No, Trinidad.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Women's Rights

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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