- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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