Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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