- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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