What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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GONNA

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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willie revilame

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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I am very humble.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Anti Joke

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