Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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your mum

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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No, Trinidad.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Anti Joke

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