Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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chuck norris

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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womens rights

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Poop

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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