- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

women's rights

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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