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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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