robin, get in the car.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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david weres the slug gone

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Bad grammers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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