Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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This statement is false.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Potato!

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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