- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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