- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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