- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Banana Hamock.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What the hell are you doing?

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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