- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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