- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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