What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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