death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

mental kid

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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