- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Anti-jokes are funny.

Rick Santorum 2012

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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