- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Nuneaton..

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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