What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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