Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's green and blue? yellow

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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