how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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