Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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