How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Joke

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

THE GAME

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Safe sex MR

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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