What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

David Cameron

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

its all aodhan

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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