There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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YOU

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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this is not an anti joke

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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