roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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whats one plus one penis

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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