Knock Knock Come in

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

This is sparta No this is patrick

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

hi anti joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Seven

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

my gramma died

The WNBA

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Queens Park rangers

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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