Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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