Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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My Nan, that is all.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Anti Joke

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