- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Knock knock What?

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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