- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Womans baksetball...

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

asdf

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

I'm Batman.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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