nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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