Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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porn-hub

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Women's rights

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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whats 69+2? 71

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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field day?

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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