Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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