Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Why did the

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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