- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

i love to lick...

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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