What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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