a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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i love to lick...

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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