A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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The jets are a good team..

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women's rights.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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