"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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soccer

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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