womens rights

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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