- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

i dont care if you rate me or not

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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