- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

you gay?

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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