Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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