Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Poop!!

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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