- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

what did the old lady die of old age...

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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