- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

guess what what that wasnt it

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

what's red and horny a red unicorn

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Wanker

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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