- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

FIONN'S LIFE

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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