What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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