- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

what's black and can't swim?

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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