This statement is false.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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canadians

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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