- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

http://www.dafk.net/what/

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

squash squash who squash my ass

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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