- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Women's Rights Movement

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

whos district champs not JM

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