What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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