what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

My penis is big... not.

just in time?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Keanu Reaves

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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