why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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i hate black people

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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