Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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fduck

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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