Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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I have an erection My mom!

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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