- Anti Joke

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

cats are pussies

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

look under under where under under where. under the couch