kesha is a virgin.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

think twice or at least think

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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