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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

darude- sandstorm

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

no pun intended

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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