Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Cool Brian

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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