- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Sex vagina. lol.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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