Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Anti Joke

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