- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Where are you going Your house

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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