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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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