- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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