- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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