What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Poop.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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