- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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