- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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