ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.