What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

The WNBA

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Robin, get in the car!

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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