What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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this site is an antijoke

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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