- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

a seal walks into a club.

who is awesome? no one...

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Asians

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Okay, after this one then...

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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