- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

where do some birds live in? Earth

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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