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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What did the president do for the people? ...

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A sober Irish individual.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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