knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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I just drank a cola.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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