Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Homonyms should be band.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Where are you going Your house

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Pain Olympics.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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