- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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