Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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racism...deal with it!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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I grunt when I poop.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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