why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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