- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Caca.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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