Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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A man buys a prius

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69

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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women's rights, lol

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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