What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Female Orgasms

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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