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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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