Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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