How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

i hate black people

Students, please find the surface integral.

What happen? Idk...

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

Robin, Get in the Car

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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