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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

whats 2+2? 4

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

I'm hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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