- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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