What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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I shot a bitch.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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