- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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