- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

shut up kobe!

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Sarah Jessica Parker

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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