- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

You will not press the like button.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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