- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Whats white? A fridge

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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