- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Ron Paul for President!

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

a black guy walks into a black bar

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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