How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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im at school

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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This is an anti joke

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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