what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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