Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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