What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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richard is fag

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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