- Anti Joke

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

a seal walks into a club.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Call of Duty is a good game.

Do you love me? No.

Your mother is average.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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