your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

I'm hungry.

a skinny sumo wrestler

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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